EA on bank robbery
Feb. 8th, 2006 07:28 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Today I would like to address a quick way of making a few bucks...What I am talking about my friend is a little thing called bank robbery. If done correctly, you can make quite a bit of money.
First step is finding a few people to go along with it; one person to drive the getaway car and while the others enter the bank with you. You will also need a ski mask, dark clothing and some guns.
Scout out the bank for a few weeks first so you know where the cameras are. Once that is complete, it is time to find a car. For the car, I suggest you steal one. You might be asking yourself at this point, "but Evil Andy, I don't know how to steal a car, how do I go about doing that?" Well here is your lucky day, today I will teach you the easiest way. When you see a person walking to their car with nobody around, kill them then take their keys and throw them in the trunk. Make sure to wear gloves and that there is no camera or witnesses around though.
Once you arrive at the bank, have the driver wait in the parking lot while the rest go inside. Have one person take out the cameras while the other makes sure that no tellers reach for the silent alarm. Now, see the guard? Shoot him. He has a gun so why take a chance?
This is the part where you tell the customers to get on the ground. While you do that, have one person go around and empty out the drawers to make sure that nobody reaches for the alarm...If you are feeling trigger happy that day, shoot all of the tellers and while your not at it, why not the customers? Might as well get rid of any witnesses.
There are dyes that are often thrown into the bags of money which make the money all turn a certain color and that is why it is best you do it yourself...If you want something done right, you must do it yourself.
Now by this point you should be safe provided that nobody hit a silent alarm so get your ass out of the building and into the car so the driver can figure out how fast the car can go from 0 to 60 in the parking lot.
Get the hell away from there and drive into someplace secluded where you will meet up with a friend who's car you will hop into and will drive you home or wherever you want to go.
Congragulations! You have just robbed a bank. Now how about giving me some of the cash for helping you out with the advice?
First step is finding a few people to go along with it; one person to drive the getaway car and while the others enter the bank with you. You will also need a ski mask, dark clothing and some guns.
Scout out the bank for a few weeks first so you know where the cameras are. Once that is complete, it is time to find a car. For the car, I suggest you steal one. You might be asking yourself at this point, "but Evil Andy, I don't know how to steal a car, how do I go about doing that?" Well here is your lucky day, today I will teach you the easiest way. When you see a person walking to their car with nobody around, kill them then take their keys and throw them in the trunk. Make sure to wear gloves and that there is no camera or witnesses around though.
Once you arrive at the bank, have the driver wait in the parking lot while the rest go inside. Have one person take out the cameras while the other makes sure that no tellers reach for the silent alarm. Now, see the guard? Shoot him. He has a gun so why take a chance?
This is the part where you tell the customers to get on the ground. While you do that, have one person go around and empty out the drawers to make sure that nobody reaches for the alarm...If you are feeling trigger happy that day, shoot all of the tellers and while your not at it, why not the customers? Might as well get rid of any witnesses.
There are dyes that are often thrown into the bags of money which make the money all turn a certain color and that is why it is best you do it yourself...If you want something done right, you must do it yourself.
Now by this point you should be safe provided that nobody hit a silent alarm so get your ass out of the building and into the car so the driver can figure out how fast the car can go from 0 to 60 in the parking lot.
Get the hell away from there and drive into someplace secluded where you will meet up with a friend who's car you will hop into and will drive you home or wherever you want to go.
Congragulations! You have just robbed a bank. Now how about giving me some of the cash for helping you out with the advice?