EA on bank robbery

[evil-andy.livejournal.com]

Today I would like to address a quick way of making a few bucks...What I am talking about my friend is a little thing called bank robbery. If done correctly, you can make quite a bit of money.
First step is finding a few people to go along with it; one person to drive the getaway car and while the others enter the bank with you. You will also need a ski mask, dark clothing and some guns.
Scout out the bank for a few weeks first so you know where the cameras are. Once that is complete, it is time to find a car. For the car, I suggest you steal one. You might be asking yourself at this point, "but Evil Andy, I don't know how to steal a car, how do I go about doing that?" Well here is your lucky day, today I will teach you the easiest way. When you see a person walking to their car with nobody around, kill them then take their keys and throw them in the trunk. Make sure to wear gloves and that there is no camera or witnesses around though.
Once you arrive at the bank, have the driver wait in the parking lot while the rest go inside. Have one person take out the cameras while the other makes sure that no tellers reach for the silent alarm. Now, see the guard? Shoot him. He has a gun so why take a chance?
This is the part where you tell the customers to get on the ground. While you do that, have one person go around and empty out the drawers to make sure that nobody reaches for the alarm...If you are feeling trigger happy that day, shoot all of the tellers and while your not at it, why not the customers? Might as well get rid of any witnesses.
There are dyes that are often thrown into the bags of money which make the money all turn a certain color and that is why it is best you do it yourself...If you want something done right, you must do it yourself.
Now by this point you should be safe provided that nobody hit a silent alarm so get your ass out of the building and into the car so the driver can figure out how fast the car can go from 0 to 60 in the parking lot.
Get the hell away from there and drive into someplace secluded where you will meet up with a friend who's car you will hop into and will drive you home or wherever you want to go.
Congragulations! You have just robbed a bank. Now how about giving me some of the cash for helping you out with the advice?

(no subject)

[wayin2much.livejournal.com]

ahhh haaaa haaaa......
*smashes head into wall crying*
They took her away, they put her in a hospital...
They put my little sister into a behavioral place...
What do I doooo?!?!?!?!?
*grabs sharp objects and things, then runs back to room, blockading the door so nurses cannot get in*

Today's Ha Ha

[eviltera.livejournal.com]

Today we're continuing on with our government/military theme.

I present to you:

( Rejected US Army Slogans! )

Feel free to add your own slogans. I'd love to see what you guys come up with!

So, I have a question for everyone.....

If you could go back and change just one thing about your life, what would it be?

Extremely Distraught

[execute-me-666.livejournal.com]

I'm really very distraught. I participated in Secret Santa here and on another site and I didn't get a gift from either. I'm feeling very used and unloved. I spent a lot of money on my people, including shipping, which cost as much to ship as I spent on the gift, which was more than the limit to begin with.

The person from the other site still hasn't gotten there's and that was internationally, so I'm sad about that--that's about $50 bucks down the drain!! (The limit on that site is $20)

But the person I sent it to here I *know* got it because I tracked it, so I could be sure it didn't get lost. I spent more than the $10 limit on him/her, too, but they have never acknowledged recieving it, which makes me sad. I like to know if people liked it or not. I went off there wish list, too. Makes me sad.

And I didn't get anything from either. Very sad. I keep asking my mom if anything came for me, and nothing has. I don't understand why I got stiffed. It's making me feel very insecure.

And I know I should get over it because it's been nearly two months since Christmas, but agh! That's $75 dollars down the drain, with nothing in return and not even as much as a thank you!!!!!!! Granted, the person doesn't know who they recieved it from, but a post or something in general about it would have been nice.

*runs and locks self in room, crying*

Ol' Timer

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

I feel like an ol' timer in this place. I've been here since the nurses were inmates. I think this alone earns me some special priviledges. Here's what I propose:

1) A name plate on my door.

2) A new cage for my bears.

3) A select amount of artillery.

4) The blueprints to the building.

5) Rolo ice cream.

6) Access to the games room at all hours.

7) Flares and an inflatable raft.

8) Cheezies...lots of 'em.

9) A forklift.

10) Disposable cameras.

A lab coat with my name on it wouldn't hurt either.


You have 7 days... *pets gummi cat on my lap*

To consider of course.

Can you help me?

[oflightdarkness.livejournal.com]

Is there a link to set up your room or do you have to have patience?
I'm so confused!!!
*crawls to corner starts crying*

Group Question!!

[persephone-thea.livejournal.com]

OK... I want everyone name the TOP 10 things that they like about themselves... in order and why if you can!

you panty folded my underoos?

[rocksonhigh.livejournal.com]

SO i was watching the paint crawl up a wall just now and relized something. i can run on walls. not for very long mind you, stupid gravity, but i can do it. i can get about 3 steps on the wall befor i have to land, 5 if i care to fall onto the soft wooden floor of the gym.

If you were ti find yourself in possesion of a magical monkies paw, what 5 wishes would you make?