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[necro-mullins.livejournal.com]

Hello,
I was just wondering what people listen to in here.
What are your favorite bands and singers?
Mine are, Killswitch Engage, Trivium, Lamb of God, A.F.I., Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, Lacuna Coil, Ozzy, and many more. So if you want to tell me thats cool, if not thats cool too, i was just trying to think of somthing to get to talk and know people better.

[mullins]

Thursday therapy

[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

I will finally have some free time after noon (PST) today, so I will be updating rooms.
if you need one,
email ljasylum@yahoo.com the what you want in your room if you havent already.

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for therapy today, lets do a bit of word association.

post the first word that comes to your mind about the LAST word posted in the comments.

Ill start it off:

what word do you whink of when I say:
DAWN </>

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[persephone-thea.livejournal.com]

Would anyone be interested in becoming my real pen-pal? I mean writing letters on paper and mailing them? I just want to get some interesting mail (thats not bills) for once! *smiles perdy*

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[stetnee.livejournal.com]

I am severely pathetic. Stupid. A waste. Pointless.

I'm very much in the whats-the-point-i-should-just-kill-myself mood.

On top of that, I'm too much of a coward to actually do it. So I'm pathetic, stupid, a waste, pointless and a coward.

Today's Ha Ha

[eviltera.livejournal.com]

I hope you guys are enjoying these as much as I am :-)

Today's Ha Ha

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

And for today's question........

Name one thing you simply couldn't live without (it can be a person, an item, a smell, etc.)

My one thing would be my integrity/morals.

Those forgotton by Secret Santa

[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

May I have a comment for all those that Secret Santa Forgot?

I'd like to know and see what I can do to fix that...

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[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

ROoms 36, 29, 62, 68 are filled.

http://www.ljasylum.com


also the corpse is in the morgue....

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[maideleh.livejournal.com]

I just filed the FAFSA for next year. Apparently my family is only expected to contribute $398 to my tuition which is $27,000. I know we're poor and everything but...can that possibly be right?! I feel like I must have messed something up on the form and I'm gonna get arrested for fraud or something. 0.0;;

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[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

*quiety sneaks out of room, tippy toes down the hall and heads downstairs to the morgue. Careful not to be caught, she sneaks into the morgue a climbs up onto the gurney with mystery corpse. Quietly slipping under the white sheet, she curls up next the carcass for a nap*

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[draco-lily.livejournal.com]

ok the corpse under my bed is gone... then why does my room still reek??
dear sweet jesus this is vile...i need some insense...*sniff sniff*
where is that smell coming from....
*rotten pieces* can i stay with you till this situation is resolved??

sexy party

[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

Princess Cocotte's Un-Valentines Day Party.



Open invitation to inmates who won't be having visitors or day passes to go see sweethearts.

We can make use of the hydrotherapy and raid the med supply room. And pictionary!!! we can play pictionary!!! YAY!

Sunday. whenever. yea.

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[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

ok... too much socializing for me today.

Any word on what's happening with Tera's welcome home party??? I have my costume done!!!!

ok... I need to go to sleep.

*heads back downstairs to morgue*

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[maideleh.livejournal.com]

Ya know, when I used to be very weight conscious and used to starve myself, my parents would scream at me to eat. Now, when I WANT to eat and food is no longer a problem for me, THEY WON'T FEED ME! Seriously! They don't go grocery shopping for weeks and weeks after they need to and they also won't give me lunch money for school because I am "too old to mooch like that". But see here is the problem: I can't get a job right now because of a variety of reasons so I don't have my own money to buy lunch BUT if they don't go grocery shopping I don't have anything to bring for lunch either. I mean, I've even run out of stale breakfast cereal to eat at school. I have a blood sugar issue so I cannot go all day without eating. I eat in the morning and by 11:30 I am dizzy and have a headache. I CANNOT go from 7 AM to 7 PM without food! IF THEY DO NOT GO SHOPPING SOON I AM GOING TO BURN SOMETHING.

::scampers off to the Asylum cafeteria to beg scraps off the other inmates::

Little did I know

[eviltera.livejournal.com]

I am on antidepressants now (have been for about 2 weeks now) and everything was going well, I felt better and yeah, all was good and now I have crashed so hard I don't know what to do, I am sobbing. Not crying, sobbing, bawling. No rhyme, no reason.

*eyes bottles of pills lined up*

It's the end of the road for me. There isn't any more help than I've already gotten.

I lay down my sword and acknowledge there is just no more fight left in me.

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[evil-andy.livejournal.com]

the gf asked me to marry her tonight...i was planning on asking her next month on her birthday, she beat me :)

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[sinnliche.livejournal.com]

So I want to join the army but need to lose about twenty pounds asap before I can enlist. Anyone have any ideas? Aside from dieting, excercising, and living on water, that is. I'm already trying those. But does anyone have any tricks?