and i thought it couldn't get any worse. ha!

[rainbowosiris.livejournal.com]

ENDGAME.

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[commie-mania.livejournal.com]

Following the example of _shevian_ I am leaving the _asylum_ too. She is right, the community is not the way it used to be anymore. Sorry guys, but it is full of angsty teens like rottenpeices, who so feminenely cuts himself and yet tries to insult me by using words like "chick" and "woman" because I do not like Garth Brooks. Maybe it's not even that, to be honest I do not even know what his motivation is for so desparately trying to attack me. And undivinemartyrx, who attacked me for being a stoner and yet he was bewildered when I pointed out to him how socially unconscious, utterly stupid, and completely unwaranted this attack was. He proceeded to call me, get this "an asshole", oh I was so insulted, and telling me that Stalin(the guy on my icon) was not a really communist, not knowing that I was born in Communist Russia and I spent 13 years of my life there. To those of you who are not on my friends list I say: goodbye, and all the best. Maybe I'll be back one day.

--Your not always friendly communist:
commie_mania

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[nam-erehwon-eht.livejournal.com]

Just a thought about life and the times that my wife, Aileen (Leen) as I call her, and I are facing right now...

( Merry Christmas )

So the morning is quiet and contemplative and the cats are in the other room playing poker and drinking my beer and watch animal shows on the TV... LOL... my cats.. the escapees from the medical experiment ... lol... gotta love em...

Onward my dear ones... always onward...

Love,

Mickey

Update: Aileen just told me this morning that she does NOT want to quit right now. She says that she just feels that it's going to be okay... So it's onward and upward my dear ones... (sigh) life and times go on and on here at Beakman Place...

be well,

Mickey

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[draco-lily.livejournal.com]

ok i have a question....
if your mother was a buddist and your father was a jew, would that make you a juddist or a bew?!?!?!

~holly
essence of gelfling

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[dangerbaby3000.livejournal.com]

it's really comforting when your new little puppy can fall dead asleep in your lap. so unsuspecting, so innocent. when all your guy friends flinch if you go to put your arm on their shoulders but a puppy will fall right asleep in your lap, you know you're not that horrible.

puppies are so awesome.

while it's on t.v...

[dangerbaby3000.livejournal.com]

have you ever seen those commercials for christian charities that show a bunch of poor, hungry, dirt-smudged children crying and digging in landfills, all the while playing the song "jesus loves the little children" over it?

am i the only person who thinks that's kinda twisted? that it kinda gets the opposite message across? jesus loves the children, and that's why he lets them starve. that's why he lets them fester in disease, that's why he destroys their lives before they've even begun. what doesn't kill them makes them stronger, maybe? oh wait, except disease and starvation. oh! and abusive parents. it's tough love, i guess.




fucking sickos.

Start Me Up...

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

Man, is there a better band than the Rolling Stones? No, no there is not.

Gah...just downloaded their new cd and those guys never cease to amaze me. I've listened to them since I was a baby.

There's a reason 'Start Me Up' has been pegged one of the best videos of all time yet it's low quality, low budget and really just Mick and the boys strutting around doing their thing.

IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE THE STONES!!!


T'is all.

Nurse?!?

[domocles.livejournal.com]

May
draco_lily
and myself have passes to go out for coffee?

*gives big puppy dog eyes*

pwease?!?

if you want a christmas card...

[secrets-n-lies.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/secrets_n_lies/169909.html?mode=reply

Things Just Get Screwed Sometimes....

[nam-erehwon-eht.livejournal.com]

Hmmm Okay...

( How The Twist Turns )

And so it goes my dear friends. Ugh...it's 3pm ... I have to go in 55 minutes to push through the nuts on the road and pick up my darling... hehehe... And then it's home for another night with the cats...

Yeah, the cats have so been out of control today... One's been dialing sex lines all day and giving the operator a hard time...And Biblo has been by the window screaming bloody murder at the tom cat outside who likes to come our porch and stare at Bilbo through the window... and t hen Bilbo then screams and the bangs his head on the window...

Frodo, on the other hand, has been trying to get into the refrigerator where I keep my beer...Frodo loves beer...especially mine... and Cleo... our 1 female? She's been up on our bed... purring and having the time of her life being alone and away from the boys... lol...

Yeah, our house... America's answer to the FUNNY FARM...

Love you all ...

Love always,

Mickey

wtf is wrong with people??

[wiisp.livejournal.com]

Sweet shit, kill me now.

There is apparently a freshmanthing at my school who thinks early '90s music should be classified as "oldies."

Dec 7 2005

[nosferatu-yasha.livejournal.com]

Life here in the asylum never really changes, we all sleep, we all wake up we all eat and then we just wander around and try not to get in each others way. Some of the drugs they give us are ok; I did stare at a wall for almost a whole day thinking it was the greatest thing on earth. Other days I take there pills and my skin feels like it is on fire, I am freezing but my skin is on fire. Like I said I am not sure how long I have been in here and to my recollection I have never had a visitor.

Alice has been paying a lot of attention to me lately, but as soon as I try to talk to her, you know not around the others, she runs, sometimes screaming and that just gets me into trouble. She has told me that she apologies but when she dose I am on so much drugs I can barley remember my own name.

Just think of that me and John must make a interesting pair, both doped up both bobbing in and out of consciousness and both drooling like we have no control of our bodies. Hen we are together we are sharp witted, funny and maybe a little sexist but all in good fun. But factor in the medication and well, two comatose guys with nothing better to do then stair right out into space.

I hate this place I wanted to leave as long as I can remember, witch true dose not say much but… Look I tried to escape once, I saw the outside world, not just though the windows and through that bars and the metal graded windows. I got out right on the street running faster then I have ever run before. Though alleys, up over cars down streets I even got clipped by a car and I got up and kept running. In the end I stopped, found a dark dry spot and sat down. Where was I to go, I knew no one, had nothing but these white stretch pants and hospital shirt. I stayed the night in that cold dark ally and then well started asking for help. You would be surprised how fast the police get involved when you tell anyone that you escaped from a mental hospital. So here I am back, with my friends, in this place, I guess the only home I really have.

NURSE POST

[splitpeach.livejournal.com]

Alright, you all win. Here is my _asylum_ avatar:

She looks oh so much like me and isn't she cute???
-sigh-
Alright, so apparently I have to do something nurse-like, as I am becoming a little too psychotic for my own good. HA. So here goes.
NEW PR0JECT
We're going to do some art therapy. Specifically, the very first Asylum Quilt. I want everybody to start out with a 500x500 (pixels per inch) square. And then put anything you want in it. Something that makes you happy, something that makes you sad, something that makes you laugh, anything you want. Then I want you to e-mail me your square at: The1stPlague@yahoo.com ; Once I recieve all of the squares, I will put them together to make a quilt that will be added to our website (that is if I can get some help from stillbourne). ^.^ Alright, so... START YOUR QUILTING!

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[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

OK, everyone who sent me info at ljasylum@yahoo.com
check your rooms on http://www.ljasylum.com

I think we are updated...

Room 39: artemus
Room 58: neonstarz
D4 room 86: devils_utopia
have these new rooms.
please send me info if you havent already.

I will do a better ward call in the morning. Im tired.

xoxo