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right so last nights events. hmmmmmm where to start. well i went and got ben at like 3:30 and we went to that pagan store but by the time we got there the owners were just leaving. so we ended up eating pizza for dinner and then driving to chrissys. i decided to leave my car there cause i didnt feel like driving so i made steven do it. lol so then we pick up becca and of course chrissy and i have on our leashes as usual and we go to the movies. we decided after like ten minutes of arguing who was gonna pick a movie we went to see hitch and i think that ben was the only one who actually watched the movie lol. for the rest of us there was choking, vibrating, finger sucking/licking, and lots and lots of biting, and everybody was tickling me. We also found that royal palm is a lot more comfortable if you can put your feet up on the person next to you. so basically with all of this going on everybody gets horny, except for ben. so then being the idiots we are we all go get ice cream. chrissy gets a chocolate shake and steven gets hot fudge, now i hope you all know that chocolate is a natural aphrodisiac. So then anyway becca and i get vanilla cones which doesnt help because of course now theres more licking going on. anyway so when the ice cream is done we get back in the car to give becca a ride home and we decide to play blue reflector i was losing but then i surpassed becca until she had to get out of the car and i was losing again. overall i lost 2 shoes 2 socks and my shirt before i got the hang of the game and started beating ben. but anyway, what else? ok right so then we went back to chrissys house because by that time chrissy and steven needed to be home but i had till midnight and ben till eleven. however ben fixed this little problem by calling his mother and making her hate me more than she already does by telling her that i have a midnight curfew and that im not gonna come home before then making it sound like hes trapped. so anyay we go into chrissys house and everybody is still horny and playing blue reflecter didnt help especially when they had me flash an oncoming car and i got shoved up agaisnt the window. (it was so cold) right anyway so then we are inside chrissys house and the first thing we did was dance then there came the ice cubes. lets just say they are cold and i found out im really flexible. so then we all went in stevens room and there was mounting of people and lets just say someone had to someone else how to do it right and i was the test dummy lol. i also learned to fly and found out that the invader zim who lived in the ceiling by the door moved. in his place is a rather disturbed looking gerble. oh and somewhere in there i got to watch the sexy tainted love video and fight with the demon bird. right back to the later part. so then yea it was just weird lol. and then it got to be 11:30 and you know what i found out. mapquest says it take 42 minutes to get home from chrissys house. guess how fast i got there. i left at exactly 11:30 got ben home and myself with exactly 3 minutes to spare. if i hadnt had to drop off ben i could make it home from chrissys in 20 minutes. lol as long as i dont get pulled over. if you want to know anymore ask chrissy steven becca or ben because i think i revealed everything its ok for you to know but i dont know about the rest. one more thing dont ever try going to sleep horny you dream very interesting things.