no sex for the unsexy, i guess

[dangerbaby3000.livejournal.com]

a big part of who i considered myself to be was just torn down this evening, or at least put into great speculation. so all-of-a-sudden i was no longer the awesome minx i knew myself to be; less minx but same awesome. i saw myself that way, my other friends see me that way, but the one person who knows me best tore that hat right off my head.

"you're like one of the least sexual people i know. you're like a Tiff to me. talking to you about stuff like that feels like i'm talking to tiff."

WHATTHEFUCK?? i'm tiff? nofuckingway. i love tiff, but i am not her. i'm like that? since when? when did this happen?

"when we have sex, it's like i can't tell your body is into it. i can tell by your face and the way you act, but it's more of like a mental thing with you. like it's something you think you'd enjoy so you do it, not like your body is craving it."

when did i become a cold fish? when did this fucking happen? when did i stop being sexy? i've always been, since i was like 14 (too young, i know, but past is past) i have been. i FUCKING EMINATE IT. what the fuck happened? why are you the only one telling me this?

well who the fuck am i now? curt, conservative, a fucking librarian. i've always sat with my legs closed. is that why? i never bend over in a skirt. how about that? is it because i can never talk about it with him because--no, wait a minute--i always talk about it with him. where the fuck is he when these conversations take place?

that's why i stopped taking my meds (yes i was on meds too, once, that's why i have no trouble talking shit, lol); i was cold, lifeless, my cravings gone utterly and completely. i wasn't ME anymore. i was a shell of who i used to be, and i would rather have the wild, slightly reckless me back, mood swings and all rather than be cold and distant like that. but now, now it doesn't matter, does it? maybe i should start taking my meds again, get re-prescribed and shit. he can at least stop telling me i'm "getting out of hand" or "getting too worked up" when he tells me things. maybe he'll be lucky if i show any emotion at all again. so now i'm crazy, crass, and prudish.

and the only person i really have to talk to about my problems is him, so i'm fucked when he's the one causing them. that is why i turn to you guys: human personalities in a cyber world. you don't really exist, but you can still offer advice and consolation that sometimes makes up for the real people who would normally get freaked if hard-ass no-shit little me came crying to them. i've got no shoulder but i've got the keyboard. good enough tonight.

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[undivinemartyrx.livejournal.com]

sigh i think this place was better without moderators

Warning

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

I move that we have SCRYPTIC banned from the _asylum_.

She woke up craving an orange and with a right toe (3rd largest) that hurts like a @#$%*$. This can only mean one thing: She must be a danger to herself and those around her.


For now she shall return to bed but if she were to wake up to, say, her 2nd largest toe in so unkind a pain we think it's fair you be warned of the brewing apocalypse.

We know the signs, We've seen them...

Toes, oranges...

Next is puppies snoring too loudly, bed sheets that twist you into a cocoon, tropical fruit from a locally distributed can *shudders*. It is all downhill from here my friends. All downhill from here...

So yes, I move to ban SCRYPTIC. Save your toes and your supply of navel oranges while you still have hope!! Once the apocalypse is upon us she will no longer have control over such heinous events.

Mwahahahahahaha... *ow*

One of the funniest things I've read all insomnia...

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

P1: What the Fuck?


P2: Fuck is not a proper noun; therefore, it requires no capitalization.


P1: There are very few parts of speech that fuck is not, so do what thou wilt.

Also, try convincing my friend Fuck O'Reilly that Fuck is an improper noun. I dare you.



(LMAO...I must really need sleep.)

So I was thinking...

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

In regards to asylums and the part they can play in the world of entertainment and I think that if they do make another reality show it should be in an asylum.

Throw a contestant in there for over a month and if they come out sane they win a cash prize.





Any other ideas?

To my patients, to my colleagues.

[dementedheather.livejournal.com]

With change of mods come change of winds, and some winds blow hard.
I can see there are problems here.
So I have a few things to say:

Dear inmates!

We nurses must get used to wield the power that was given to us. Some of us are very eager to change things, to make things better (and do not see that it was ok the way it was and with trying to make things better, they make things worse). But that's just a phase. Please, be patient with us.
I know there have been problems lately, and some of you want this place be un-modded again because they are afraid of speaking openly.
But fear not!

This is still a place for everyone to roam freely, to express their feelings and thoughts, without restrictions. And as long as I am a nurse, I will not allow myself or any of my colleagues to abuse the power they seemingly have. This is an asylum, after all, not a prison. We nurses are here to HELP you, not to JUDGE you.
We will not use our power against you. We will not warn or ban anyone of you for a post in here. Not without proper reason, such as spamming (I have nothing against you posting alot, what I mean is the kind of "Join the community, make a promo post for a porno website and then leave again" - kind of spam.), flaming (again, I have nothing against you venting about your feelings, but continously insulting fellow inmates just to make them feel bad will be punished) or anything that goes directly against the community's spirit, the mods or the inmates.
And if any of the nurses should violate those "rules" and pick on you for no reason, then go ahead and tell it. The other nurses will doublecheck it. There have to be significant reason to exclude someone from this place, and those reasons CAN'T be personal.
And if we nurses should ever make a decision that you don't like or want, make a post about it and we'll re-think the decision. We're also just humans after all and we all make mistakes.

Please, do not be afraid of us. I promise, I will not let anything harm this community. If you feel that you're being treated unfairly, feel free to tell me. I'll do whatever I can to help you.

Dear fellow nurses!

Do not take your position as mod too lightly. I know there is a huge, twitching "ban"-button above the one or other head in your eyes, but don't press it because you feel like it. This is a free community, after all. You may defend yourselves if someone attacks you, but please do that with fair methods.
Don't abuse your positions or this asylum everyone likes will soon be a place everyone DISlikes.
We are nurses, not judges! We give advice and medication, not judgement and intolerance. With power comes responsibility. The main motivation for every nurse should be the well-being of the patients. Of ALL patients. Yes, even the harsh ones, the freaky ones, the ones in the isolation cells, the ones that hurt you. ESPECIALLY those.
We should give life to this community, not suffocate it.

Everyone! Do not crave power. Power poisons the mind. We are all equal, noone is better than anyone else, just five of us were granted the possibility to keep this place safe from those who want to disturb our sweet home. And this is all we should use our power for!
Think about my words and be well,

yours with love,
Nurse Heather

:: That's IT ::

[spooky-sez.livejournal.com]

I have made an Executive Decision- this period of extreme disharmony that has befallen out beloved Asylum is now officially over.

No more talking about it, no more references to it, no more mod-bashing, no more apologies from the mods and especially no more leaving the Asylum. Understood? It's over, it's done with.



Now then, lets do something to bring us together again. Example- saying what we like about out fellow inmates!

scryptic- You're really funny.

crazy_craig- You write really well and I want to marry you.

deorcfata- You're sweet, I think you're a cutie.

dementedheather- You know how I feel ♥

stillbourne- You're very talented.

tear_glazed- I love you darl! Please don't leave us!

Come on! Join in! What do you like about your favorite Asylum buddies?

(no subject)

[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

Im in the common room should you need me!

Wow, rounds are rough this morning.
If you need to vent, please stop by.

Im always here for YOU.

DOnt worry asylum floorplan will be up today!
I had issues at work and couldnt do rounds yesterday!

*cries*

[dementedheather.livejournal.com]

To staindglasstear, to insane_whispers, to tear_glazed ... to all the others who think about leaving this community or have already left...
please, don't leave poor Heather alone.
I consider you friends. I don't want you to leave.
Things got out of hand.
I failed as a mod.
But I'll try to do better.
I'll try to make this asylum a place again where we can live together in peace.
Please, don't leave me here.
Give this place a second chance.
Pretty please?
I'll do anything you want!
Anything!
Please? *clings*

I don't want anyone to leave. *cries*

Common Room Times

[happynekko.livejournal.com]

Tonight Neko will be in the Common Room from 10pm until midnight (perhaps later)

((EDIT: it will be 10pm to midnight Eastern Standard Time))

(no subject)

[missdisney.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD! I LOVE THESE DOLLS! LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM!

http://demonkidz.com/Kidz2.html

( La Tourta )

(no subject)

[maideleh.livejournal.com]

I've just seen Gothika for the first time yesterday. It wasn't a particularly good movie, but I still liked it. Anyone else get a deranged pleasure at seeing a psychiatrist locked up in her own ward? >:-D

Meh

[melroberts.livejournal.com]

(x posted to my journal- just seems like an asylum kind of message too)

SO I'm sitting here wondering about life's unanswered questions. Why does life suck? Why don't I have any freedom? Why is my family poor? Why does Dave have a girlfriend?

Face it, Mel. God hates you. He's a fucking bastard who, despite taking the time to give you life, can't be bothered with you because you don't go to church and you listen to Death Metal music.

Well, y'know what? Fuck him.

Quarentine

[night-pegasus.livejournal.com]

I'm ill. I have a really bad cold. I think I need to stay in my cell for a little while and not smit anyone else with this bug. :(

I'll be curled up on my bed with my teddy if anyone needs me.

Should be non-contagious in a day or so.

*hugs*

Song Of The Day

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

Kiss Off- Violent Femmes

I need someone a person to talk to
Someone who’d care to love
Could it be you, could it be you
Situation gets rough then I start to panic
It’s not enough it’s just a habit
Hey kid your sick, well darling this is it
You can all just kiss off into the air
Behind my back I can see them stare
They’ll hurt me bad but I won’t mind
They’ll hurt me bad they do it all the time
Yeah yeah they do it all the time
I hope you know this will go down
On your permanent record
Oh yeah well don’t get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I’m impressed
I take 1 1 1 cause you left me and
2 2 2 for my family and
3 3 3 for my heartache and
4 4 4 for my headaches and
5 5 5 for my lonely and
6 6 6 for my sorrow and
7 7 for no tomorrow and
8 8 I forget what 8 was for and
9 9 9 for a lost God and
10 10 10 10 for everything
Everything everything everything

*rings bell at nurses station*

[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

I know I said I was leaving... on only coming back on t/a's... I love it over in the padded cells.. but I do miss my cell here...

I dunno that I wanna admit myself here again just yet though... I do have some questions that I think are important though...

is our Roger banished from the asylum? If he were to choose to come back.. would he be welcome to? And can there be a rule that nurses can't go on power trips and bash the patients for no apparent reason? NO public humiliation of patients... by ANYONE. (unless they get off on it...)

(no subject)

[missdisney.livejournal.com]

( What girls like me do to their Barbies. )

Then I said 'Hi.' like a spider to a fly, jump right ahead and you're dead.

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

Bleh...


Yeah, you read me.


Bleh...

(no subject)

[spooky-sez.livejournal.com]

Anyone wanna come into the Common Room?

http://www.geocities.com/dementedheather/CommonRoom.html

No-one is in there but me!

It's boring talking to myself!

A story.

[night-pegasus.livejournal.com]

I wrote this as part of my therapy. Though you might like to share it.

( Read more... )

(no subject)

[spooky-sez.livejournal.com]

To my beloved inmates,

Crazy Craig is well on his way to becoming a Doctor for us. He has my full support! And the support of many others, which I think is grand because I'm in love with Crazy Craig *swoons*

Anyway, I was wondering if I could be a Doctor as well? I love this community so much, been a member for so long, love everyone in here to Death and it just occurred to me that I want to have a bigger role with my beautiful people.

If you support me becoming a Doctor, say 'Yes' in the subject line of the comment. If not, say 'no'. Kinda like a ratings community. I'm not sure how to do it really...

I love you all so much and I would love to be an Asylum Doctor (full credit to Crazy Craig for giving me the idea) so I could be more active in caring for the people in the community I love so much.

Thanks,

- Spooky Sez

-sigh-

[splitpeach.livejournal.com]

I think everyone is really misunderstanding me here. I did NOT randomly just try to ban jeezis because I didn't like him, or he pissed me off. I know him personally. Very personally. And I don't think anyone really understands how much he truly, deeply hurt me. But I should NOT have gone off like that. I am so, so sorry. It's my PTSD acting up, I swear. Not to make excuses, but a lot of the time my emotions will get scewed way out of proportion.
Anyways, if any of you were following the conversations between Roger and I, things have been worked out further than I ever thought they could be. We both admitted we were wrong, and I even offered to leave _asylum_ instead (although now I can't, as Neko made me promise to stay). To clear things up, I cannot ban anyone without all of the mods' consent - and I usually don't ban people. Period. I'm just too docile for that. If you check out my other community, there are only three people banned. And aside from one still being Roger (I intend to take him off the ban list) the other two weren't even in the community and were bashing members and flaming like crazy - it was terrible!
In any case. To clear up about who the hell I am. Some of you are all wondering where the hell I came from. I've been here the WHOLE time. For a year and a half. I just changed my username. I am the mod formerly known as bl00dobsessed. I hope that clears up a whole bunch of confusion.
I'm not usually a bitch. I'm actually really nice, I promise! I just got really upset. It won't happen again. I promise.
♥

(no subject)

[happynekko.livejournal.com]

Its 10pm EST...your friendly night nurse Neko is in the common room if anyone would care to check in.

(no subject)

[dangerbaby3000.livejournal.com]

this is the puppet burn ward. it's fairly new...

(no subject)

[stetnee.livejournal.com]

I was watching the Simpsons earlier and Homer got his hands stuck in soda and candy vendors. I was thinking... there has to be someone in the world who actually did that. lol

Once there was 4, now there was none

[draco-lily.livejournal.com]

Dammit
i'm all alone in the commone room....
*curls up in fetal position*

Thanks Guys!

[happynekko.livejournal.com]

Thanks to everyone who joined me in the common room tonight! It was fun.

Sorry I had to take off on you guys early, though. I'll explaine more tomarrow when I'm not rushing my butt out of the door!


Oh, and GOOD NIGHT undivinemartyrx!!!

(no subject)

[spooky-sez.livejournal.com]

The Common Room keeps crapping out on me.

I was talking too!!!

Poo.