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A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Jamar what is your problem?" Jamar answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My little sister Jade is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Jamar to the principal's office. While Jamar waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give Jamar a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Jamar was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Jamar: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Jamar: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Jamar can go to the third grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Jamar both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Jamar, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Jamar replied,"Pockets." Now no reactions or special face symbols on Jamar's face. He was so cool! Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Jamar: "Pants" Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Jamar: coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Jamar was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? Jamar: bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three? Jamar: Shake hands. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Jamar: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Jamar: tent. Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. Jamar: wedding ring. Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Jamar: nose. Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Jamar: arrow. Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement? Jamar: "Firetruck" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"Put Jamar in the fifth grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."
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