10 Riddles

[nachtragend.livejournal.com]

RIDDLES:


1)Mr. Smith and his son Arthur are driving down the road and a deer comes out of nowhere. They swerve to avoid it but end up driving into the surrounding forest and directly into a tree. Mr. Smith dies instantly. Arthur is taken to the hospital to be operated on but the old surgeon says they won't work on their own son. How is this possible?


2)What always ends everything?

3)What 7 letter word becomes longer when the 3rd letter is removed?

4)Paris stars with a P and ends with an E. Explain.

5)What has 4 eyes but can't see?

6)I am light as a feather but big as a barn, 60 horses can't pull me off the ground. What am I?

7)What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it, eventually you will die?

8)I dance and breathe and can even decieve, I am not alive, but watch how I thrive. Do not cme too near I will eat you my dear. What am I?

9)Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where is it?

10)What starts with and E, ends with an E yet contains only one letter?

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[xxlust4bloodxx.livejournal.com]

yesterday i had a break down ...a full fledge one though ... i was ont he phone with my best friend when it happened i was hysterically crying and throwing everything around and screaming ..and cutting and hitting everything... i screamed that all i wanted was some one ..that i just didnt want to be alone.... i ended up odeing and bundled in a corner crying ..as he tryed to calm me down in anyway he could...i couldn't hear him over the screams in my head finally i herd him ..after a hour of not hearing, him....by this time all that was left was him whispering to me ...whispering my name and saying no matter what happens that he loved me ...it scared me i didnt know what to do ...so i calmed down and just cryed to him and wished he could have been there with me ..but he cant and i dont think he ever can ...and it hurts ..it hurts so much ...(sigh) im going back to sleep i stayed home from school today i was all to much to go right back to school and be around all those people to much for me

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[jeezis.livejournal.com]

i am so fucking jealous because my ex is having lots of amazing sex with her new boyfriend. i think i've finally figured it out. now i feel like an ass, but i envy them so much.

If you have a sense of humor and need a good laugh.........

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The Nurse Who Loved Me - A Perfect Circle

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Say hello to the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello to the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need some pills in a little cup
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to the rugs topography...

*These lyrics amuse me, and I find the whole musical composition of this song really freaking awesome. If you have heard it, you know what I am talking about. If you have heard it and don't know what I am talking about, you are doomed to go to Hades. I pity you.

[ Lizbeth ]

Blessed

[alrwou.livejournal.com]

This contains bad language so don't read if you're offended by such profanities.


You know I am one blessed motherfucker. I've been mopping around the last few days feeling selfconcious and just depressed, but today I woke up and realized that I have nothing to be depressed about. Yeah I'm facing up to three years in prison. Yeah I'm poor as fuck, but so is the dilema of my generation. Everyone my age is fucking poor and looked at as the foolish youth. But in ten years we're going to be running the show so fuck you to those who wish to hold us down. Watch you back bitch cause karma sucks. I've been so caught up in myself that I didn't take the time to look around and see what awesome people I have around me. Just look at my family. I've put them through so much in the last few years and they're still standing by my side. They've always been there when I need to borrow a couple bucks, or a ride, or someone to cry with, bitch to, relate to. They can't always understand the insanities that come out of my mouth, but they'll make a valiant effort to figure it out.
I live on a lake! most people dream of living in a house like mine. All hardwood floors and uppermiddle class americanized out the ass with a jacuzi, porch, deckboat, jet skis, and other amenities. I've been on the go so much that I haven't even slowed down enough to look around enjoy all these little toys.
Even more important I am loved. Loved absolutely by two wonderful parents who have spent thousands and thousands of dollars on me trying to make me content. I've thrown all that back in their face and still they hold out their hands to me and tell me They'll sacrifice even more despite my betrayls. I've done enough drugs to make someone brain dead but i think my thinker is still ticking, at least it is at the moment. I have wonderful friends that i barely get to see, but if they ever need me or i need them we're there for each other in a second. Thank you to everyone who has been there for me and i apologize for my shortcomings. I'm sorry for not saying thank you before now, for not telling you that i love you enough. But I love you. And as shallow as it is i'm finally starting to love myself. God i'm fucking blessed. So if someone else reads this look around and try to see what good things are in your life. It sounds so cliche or taboo but just try it. You might just have a good day because of it or indirectly cause someone else to.