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[disturbedjackal.livejournal.com]

hello, I have recently joined this community.

I have found all of your posts rather interesting and would like to be able to share a few poems and such as you all have done.

sorry, I don't have much to say on this post.
Hope to read more from you soon.

turn it off.

[mistresspaije.livejournal.com]

The telephone is an amazing invention that has improved humanity's ability to communicate with one another. Now, phones are everywhere. In your pocket, in your home, and at work. This means that anyone, with the ability to pick up a handset and dial, has the ability to spill thier stupidity anywhere, anytime.
I talk to, maybe, fifty people a day, and I can honestly say that television is rotting the brains of the masses.
I have spoken to Americans who, with thier best efforts, cannot speak a goddammed lick of english, childeren who know more about technology then thier parents(like 5 yearolds), and elderly people who think that just because I answered the phone, that I not only own the business I work for, but I am the one responsible for thier idiocy.
What is wrong with this picture?
People would rather spend twelve minutes bitching me out because thier dog likes the tingle of coax, than trying to train sed dog on what not to chew. I've had three calls like that today. Oh, and forget about people trying to talk to thier families or trying to read a book, or go the fuck out and enjoy life as it is. No, people would rather escape through t.v. rather than live a life worth living. How sad is that?
Next time you need to talk to someone and they are too preocupied by t.v., turn it off. When your kids beg for attention, turn it off. When you absolutely need to be doing something else that you know is more important than the season finale of CSI, turn it the fuck off.

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[drunkndragqueen.livejournal.com]

Hallo. I'm Zeke...I found this community really interesting so I joined it. I'm into Psychiatry/creepy/superstitious, etc...so I'm sure I'll post farely entertaining entries. :|
...and I don't know what else to say. Toodles!

P.S I comment a lot. Be warned! Bahahhahaha

Sanity has left the building

[connor-obain.livejournal.com]

I have decided that i shall dig out my fisherprice chemistry set(x-mas pressent from when i was 12 and create a Viral weapon, this weapon shall not be indescriminate in its attack, oh no, this weapon shall be specifical trained to attack and dismember/liquidate/disintegrate/(feel free to add your own horriffic death here) all those who annoy me, with prioraty given to annoying fuckwit work mates and FUCKING TELEPHONE SURVEY PEOPLE (and i use people in the loosest of senses here)

"it will ony take 5 minutes" lieing fucking doghumpers, one day i shall be able to send my microscopic killers down the phoneline making their heads explode inside their head piece mic type things.


However, my workmates shall not be so lucky, for i have decreade that they must first suffer, mmwhahahaha, oh yes, i have already begun to attack their minds, when i stummbled across this...

http://www.deviantart.com/view/14864502/

...in a forum i spend time on and emailed it to each of them, completly halting work for the last hour of the day as i listened to them slowly get more annoyed that they could not figure it out. it is evil. it is devilish and i wish i had thought of it first.

go on look, i dare ya

Uh, hi.

[http://users.livejournal.com/-queerfish-/]

I'm new. Yuh. My name's Squirrel, I'm medicated beyond reason, I like to freak out and annoy people, my pills smell like different yummy nummy flavors, music and art and writing are my fweeends, and I exist in my own little world. Heh.

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