Inkblot Test Results

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Diagnostic Overview:

You are unbalanced but still functional in society. Barely. Consider voluntary admission to a whacko-ward until you figure out what the hell your problem is. You shouldn't be left alone for any length of time because your bizarre ideas will get you into trouble. Again. People who answer as you did are often obnoxious a-holes who act like they know everything in the world.
Long-Term Prognosis:

You can be cured, but only if you stop watching The Jerry Springer Show. Meditate deeply, become aware of who you are and your place in the world. Find inner peace and become content to master yourself. Or forget all that crap and go have a beer- it's cheaper and faster. You also hate your brothers and sisters because of childhood traumas (unless you don't have any brothers or sisters, in which case, you hate someone else).