Poking fun at V day since the 1800's

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Oh it's that time of year

That happy hallmark lovey dovey suckey suckey at least a fifty dolla gift

The day of the V, no not for that Vendetta that the happy couple will have when they find out they're both fuckin' the same person that introduced them

Seduced them

We've had only 14 domestics and been locked up 8 times while scarring our children with our happy V day days

VALENTINES DAY M'LADIES AND M'GENTALMENZzz

Scotty just wanted to get his rocks off but Molly wouldn't put out unless he got her those shiny rocks since it is that special time of year where we make love for the right price or find that we need an excuse to be extra sweet to each other

What a supersonic so not Platonic gimme my fucking gin and tonic kinda day

The day is red....ask me why.  

Why?

Cause we buy those cards with those hearts as useful as farts all the while all those without that special someone bleeds that need for a simple deed to be done

To graze skin, to hold a hand, to wrap their arms around a waist and be embraced without feeling like a disgrace to the human race....to touch what we call a soul without the lust of needing his pole stroked

V day should be H day cause it's more like HAPPY HAPPY HOOKER DAY while I buy you roses so you can smile and call me sweet so I can suck on your teet and if I'm lucky you can tickle me on my no no spot in the parking lot infront of all the miserables without someone to spend their cash on to get some ass

Or is that V really for Vagina Day? I wonder how many hands I shook today were up a sweaty cooter pie with some flies swarming around, heh, damn with that said I'm bound to get crabs on my hand

Is that what that itch is? This ones as big as Mr. Crabs on SpongeBob get in your pants.

HAPPY VALENTINES/HOOKER/VENDETTA/VAGINA DAY!

 

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