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[teacunt.livejournal.com]

i don't know where i'm going. but albert is bothering me lately.


in other news. i'm a prosthetic leg on a giant and he cums over my face all the time & it's a re-accuring nightmare of when i was ten years old.

Morning Patrol

[persephone-thea.livejournal.com]

*yawn*
::Turns on loudspeaker::

AHEM!

I will be doing hall patrol for any of you who are also enjoying this fine morning... I also set up a cart with flavored coffee and muffins out front of the nurse's station, the first 3 people to arrive will get something extra special with there breakfast!!
Just some insentive to get your lazy bone outta bed!
*giggles*

::Turns off loudspeaker::

*pours a double shot of baileys into coffee*

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[onewho.livejournal.com]

I'll be in and out for the rest of the day... Scream if Im needed...

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[reki-san.livejournal.com]

uhllo...uhllo.... i am an incomplete being i was never finished

i must stich my wounds and bands them because i can't heal by myself i required many blood..tranfusion....by force if nescecary..im the key! i know..i know i am they talk to me keys TALK TO ME!

im curious about human behavior and i've come upon the thinking that crazy people are more interesting because...because well because in an insane world only the insane are sane not that im insane but i can be for the cure

also...would you happen to have interesting old asylum keys?

i collect them they tell me things lots of things especialy...old ones!

im a visitor i can travel trhu worlds..ii i i know i can


The Key ++

the return of the king of no pants

[undivinemartyrx.livejournal.com]

Hello again everyone. Well the nurses have decided to let me out of seclusion as long as I agree to play nice. So I will play nice, I won't bite anyone, too hard anyway. So I've been ok. Life is kind of in a lull. I almost wish for things to be shitty, at least it's exciting then. Oh one more thing, may I be moved back into my old room, 87. Thank you. Ok well it's good to be back.

Fin