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[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

DONT FORGET:

you only have today and tomorrow to submit your _asylum_ valentines!

http://www.ljasylum.com/Valentine.htm

go do that now!

This is the official new nurse application:

[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

If you are interested in filling our open nurse slots, please read on.
I *know* this is written kinda formal, and brings up a LOT of common sence on being a mod, BUT I want to be clear. It *isnt* as stuffy as it sounds. LOL. read it once and keep it in mind.
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[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

so...
lets get a list going, because *I* have plans:


HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE _ASYLUM_?

edited...

[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

OK EVERYONE!!!!!

First off, I'd like to remind you all.... Today's the day... we're throwing a party... only this party is far more important than what I had expected. It's no longer simply Princess Cocotte's Un-Valentines Day Party... but it's also been combined to celebrate the safe return of EvilTera, and the celebration of Crazy_Craig's ##? Birthday, and Arcticvampire's ##? Birthday. And so I've decided that this party will continue until it dies out. Be it days... the celebration will go on to accomodate anyone who is not able to be here tonight, but wants to take part in celebrations.

Next thing... Don't forget you're costumes!!!! I'll set up a photo booth thread in a bit, so you can show off your creative disguises!

Gifts are welcome for EvilTera's Welcome Home, and for Crazy_Craig's and Arcticvampire's birthday. Drugs, booze and sexual favors are also welcome for the host, yours truely.

I'm going to pick up the kegs... a lager and an amber. See you all tonight!!!

Life or death?

[oflightdarkness.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking about this today and I'm wondering what you all think about it...

On Valentine's Day (the depressing holiday for almost all who are single) people are given roses to celebrate their "lives together". Isn't it kinda fun though, that they give DEAD flowers to talk about their LIFE together? Why not give the girl a plant to talk about life or a pet or something that isn't already dead? This just baffles me!

Hero

[articvampire.livejournal.com]

I hate having friends that feel they always need to be the hero, you know? To the point where they stop thinking about themselves and only think about other people's problems and try to help them... *slams head on desk* Stupid hero's .....I love hot chocolate, and today I'm giving eveybody hot chocolate *hands you mug* HOT CHOCOLATE FOR EVVVVVVERYONE! *bounds off into distance*

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[flickering-lite.livejournal.com]

snow?
ohh snow
i was up till 7 in the morning taking pictures like a mad woman. Wearing God knows what in the freezing snow. While I hear all the club goers coming home from there "rad" night out.
haha
I am sure they wondered what's this chick doing with that cam wearing that!
But who gives a fug ya know..
oh my goshness..I just realized I had only three hours sleep.
So this is not a good thing? eh?
my hair is getting too long...? could a girls hair be too long?

PHOTO BOOTH

[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

Here's where you can share your costumes you're wearing to the party! No theme, since we're all far too creative to need one. :D

Ready?

Say cheese!

*click*

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[maideleh.livejournal.com]

Who *am* I?!

I don't even fucking know.

I don't know *anything*.

I am such a fucking failure.

I'm so scared.

Why don't I know myself?

oh god.

::sobs::

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[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

isketch for whoever wants to play!!!

www.isketch.net

room: _asylum_

it's kinda busy right now, keep trying.

look what i got!

[jane-deux.livejournal.com]

so, i didnt read the rules about inmates having pets
im talking about the non-imaginary kind

*sneaks past the nurses station*

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DooD?

[ahnueckh.livejournal.com]

I am the only one buried?

That's kinda awesum, like having a wing to myself.

::prettys up the crypt A::

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[maideleh.livejournal.com]

JESUSCHRISTFUCKS!!

You know what, the whole fucking sexuality thing is fucking PISSING ME OFF. Why the fuck does it matter wether I'm eating pussy or cock?! SERIOUSLY?!

Fucking straight, gay, bi, WHATTHEFUCKEVER!

JESUS! I hate it all. ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO LOVE AND FUCK AND BE HAPPY WITH!! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE IF THEY'VE GOT A HOLE OR A POLE?! WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER?!

JUST BECAUSE I LOVE SOMEONE WITH A DICK DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE NO INTEREST IN CUNT!! AND JUST BECAUSE I LOVE PUSSY DOES NOT MEAN I'M GONNA DUMP MY MAN FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE CUNT!!

I AM NOT A DYKE. I AM NOT STRAIGHT. I AM NOT A FUCKING POSER. AND I AM NOT FUCKING BISEXUAL. I AM A FUCKING **PERSON** GOD DAMNIT! A PERSON WITH A PUSSY WHO LIKES OTHER PEOPLE WETHER THEY HAVE A PUSSY, A DICK, OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY!! WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO FUCKING ROPE MYSELF DOWN?! I DON'T NEED YOUR GOD DAMN VALIDATION!!

I suck and I am sorry!

[persephone-thea.livejournal.com]

Boooo... I can't make it to the party tonite!! and I even have a costume!! *sobs* I will be there in spirit and have a drink for me!! Happy Birthday to those with a Birthday and know that the next time I see you, you're going to get a royal spanking!! *grins* And Eviltera, you KNOW I am happy that your home with us! Have fun all and I will try to pop in if I can.

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[draco-lily.livejournal.com]

im happy as hell and i dont know why
i think someone slipped me some zoloft in my coffee
so whos the guilty party?!?!??
FUCKERS...
oh stillborne, you didnt answer my question on how much trouble someone will/would get into for murdering flourine!.

craptastic host calls it a night.

[tear-glazed.livejournal.com]

*stuffs her face with sweet heart candies and drinks from half empty keg*

*looks around and sighs*

*starts drawing again and guessing what it is...*

a duck? a banana? cow?

*draws a turkey*

a turkey? damn.. I was so close.

*looks around again*

*turns lights off and drags dj up to her room*

Strange feeling..

[soundofherwings.livejournal.com]

I had the oddest feeling last night. Have any of you ever tried to look someone in the eye but could not because it hurt physically? Like, you try but the pain in your head is so bad that you have to look away?

I must say that it was a rather, different, expirience..