haveing swiped a cookie from tear_glazed

[carrion-heart.livejournal.com]

*stands naked in hall, glowing a bright green


"I found an army catapillars in the oatmeal!!! Rise up to face your appressers!! we will destroy you all!!"


*eye pops out

attempt to light a fire

[carrion-heart.livejournal.com]

*Bangs hard on nurse stillborns door with rocks

why won't you light on fire!?!?!? the caterpillars and i need spagetti!!!!

The time I orgasmed in a movie theater...

[tankgirl24.livejournal.com]

Well I went to see Underworld Evolution and I have to say the best part was the Previews. Yes the previews.
So there I am watching the previews and a preview of a women with her daughter appears. The mother is taking her 8ish year old daughter somewhere to fix the daughters problem of nodding off and waking up in strange places without any memory of doing so. Well, as they are driving the mother swerves out of the way of what appeared to be the daughters translucent image walking across the street. When the mother comes to the passenger side door is ajar and the daughter is no where to be found...

Wait for it.... wait for it... it's about to get really really good.

Well the mother gets out of the car and she walks away calling out for her daughter the whole while. The atmosphere is overcast now but somehow still very bright. There is a substance falling from the sky looking like snow. The mother reaches up to her face to wipe off a the precipitation only to find that it is a very light colored ash.

At this moment I said, audible enough for my boyfriend to here:
Ahem:
"This looks like Silent Hill"

Now the camera pans over to the city sign which reads, I kid you not:

SILENT HILL.

Wow. Orgasm-Complete and total exhilaration.

I am in love with Silent Hill. I have played the games over and over again and again. I could not stop giggling and sqeeling...

Sigh... breathe...

So if you haven't already heard Silent Hill is now a movie and it looks FREAKIN AWESOME.

Go and watch the trailer it will not disappoint any hardcore Silent Hill gamer.

CORALSCARS!!!!!!!!!!!

[carrion-heart.livejournal.com]

I'm calling you out!!!!!

i've enlisted the help of xxforsakenlovex and her moo head powers to defeat you and your viniger arsinal!! this is for all the caterpillars wich you have slain in your wake!

prepare yourself coralscars!! I will have my revenge!

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[rowthepiano.livejournal.com]

Ma saw the arm...I told her it was burns from cooking with hot oil. She believed me. :)

This song is so totally 100% awesome. "Hate Me" by Blue October.

Sorry that this entry was random, but I figured you guys wouldn't mind.

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[stetnee.livejournal.com]

Watched this show, on Lifetime I think it was, last night. This girl had multiple personalities. Anyway, she said this...

"Alice in Wonderland was my favorite book when I was a little girl. I wanted so bad to find that rabbit hole I actually went out into my backyard and looked. I thought if I could just find that hole, I could go to that world where everyone was crazy, not just me."

I agree.

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[rainbowosiris.livejournal.com]

give me one reason not to take these pills.
tell me how this world doesnt make you ill.
answer me this, dream-catcher-friend,
where is there a final one two three end?