Ergness!

[deorcfata.livejournal.com]

I tried dying my hair blue today. Key word TRIED. No I didnt end up with some funky color. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!!!!!! I didnt bother with bleaching my hair, I just was like fuck it ill probably end up with purple. So this fucking dye stains everything fucking else this ink blue color. Literally like a fucking blue pen exploded everywhere. It was all over my face and everything. I love washing it out...Something magical about having blue dye splattered everywhere. Very neat. Anyways, I thought it was fucking hilarious dying it so I took some pictures. (note no eyebrows)

 

( Funny hair dye pictures. )

You Don't Know Jack...

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/JackSchitt/Jack_Schit.htm

So Bad...

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.


As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.


Then all the other bells started to ring....

We Can All Be Hardcore Too!

[scryptic.livejournal.com]

Ready? And a 1....and a 2...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/growl.html

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[http://users.livejournal.com/-super-vixen/]

Hallo Asylum.

 I made a new account (if anyone noticed...) I was formally known as[Unknown site tag]
drunkndragqueen

Yea...I didn't really post or comment 'cuz I was and am really busy for about another two weeks...
'Till then have peace for when I come back...there will be havoc and chaos! :-|
 
Those who were my friends - comment on my LJ...and I'll add you 'cuz I'm too lazy to go through my old one and add you guys. :-D

Aufwiedersehen.

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[haduaheart.livejournal.com]

Fuck..yeah this is annie just ... I ... I... dont know.... I feel like im nothing anymore ....
.. ripped apart .. used ..
... thrown away and left to rot ..
i.. fuck .. my gf who i love more than anything and everything
in my nothing she is everything that matters to me the perfect drug
and now i feel as shes gone
she hasnt talked to me for some time
avoids me
i mean i really think she hates me
she hasnt told me that but i highly believe that she does
... i mean what did i do wrong ?
i tried my best at everything for her
she stopped me from killing myself awhile back
and now that i havent had real contact with her in awhile
i feel as doing it again
shes what keeps me stable
without her everyhting falls apart
i cant do this
i cant
I mean why would she do this to me ?
does she know how much it hurts me
does she even care ?
leaving me here
she knows how dependant i am on her
or does she even listen
or does she even care
I mean im not mad at her at all
but shes hurt me soooo bad
I never knew it was possible to hurt like this
to feel empty and numb
and just it aches inside
all i can do is cry
and think about her
all ive done lately
she is my everything and i feel as if im losing her
and if i do lose her
i cant go on i sware
i just cant

im so sorry everybody u probobly didnt want to read this ...
i just .. im sorry ..sorry for everything

-annie

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[myownincubus.livejournal.com]

The following is a list of Hot Topic buttons on my purse strap. I am proud of my collection.
From top to bottom:

1. 1956
2. Taking Back Sunday
3. I <3 Carbs
4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
5. I Bite
6. AFI
7. Napoleon Dynamite
8. Inspected for Wholesomeness (American Dad)
9. Cat in the Hat
10. A Perfect Circle (Mer de Noms background)
11. Victory Shall Be Mine! (Stewie, Family Guy)

Gotta love buttons.

[ Lizbeth ]

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[onewho.livejournal.com]

Hello... My name is onewho... and I have a problem... Oh Wait this isnt one of those communities... Umm yeah... anyway... Lets just say I lost my sanity... uhhh... some time ago... WOOT how I love dots..... I can stare at them all day... Uhh... what was I talking about... OO a bloody nose. hmm I should probley take care of that... nah maybe later, if feels weird leting the blood roll down to my mouth... OH yes, now to my real point. Hi, Im new here, but I already feel like I belong... YAY... And hey I already know people here... OO food; It might taste a little like blood from the bloody nose, but hey its food... Im Off...WOOOSHHH... *runs around house with arms in the air*

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[myownincubus.livejournal.com]

How could Anakin kill younglings?!

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[ Lizbeth ]