A man sat next to me on the bus today and claimed to be God. I asked him to prove it and he did the magic finger trick,

I suppose that was all the convicing I needed. I asked him how he was, to which he replied that he was fine. Been doing anything interesting I asked, why yes he replied, just the other night I had Buddah and the devil over to play playstation, the devil doesn’t cheat as much as you would expect him to and buddah is very good at dance mat revolution for a man his size. He stated that this was his stop and as he was about to stand up I asked are you really God? He replied are you really Barry?